I’m gonna be leaving for Saudi Arabia to do Umrah in a few hours, so I’m gonna pop to the airport now. I’m afraid I haven’t really set up anything on the queue because I am totally knackered buh have fun with the Olympics guys and try not to miss me too much~
- great britain before the olympics: oh god it's going to be shit, we never do anything right. they're planning to make a field for the opening ceremony oh god what are these planners smoking, it's going to be a joke. why are we so shit. i'm not even going to watch it, it'll be crap.
- great britain now: OH CHRIST WE ARE FUCKING AMAZING. DID YOU SEE THAT, DID YOU ALL FUCKING SEE THAT. WE ARE SO GOOD. NO OTHER COUNTRY IS EVER GOING TO BEAT THAT, SUCK IT. GREAT BRITAIN IS AMAZING.
Do Americans actually like Mitt Romney? He seems like a major douche wank.
ngl, watching the olympics football and not being able to swear is the most frustrating thing to ever happen to me.
I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.